For two weeks birding in the jungles of Chiapas
Going with a small group and a guide so won’t need any mapas
Will be experiencing toucans, parrots, manakins, and orependolas at Mayan archaeological sites,
Hope to come home with no snake or pesty insect bites-
While there will be terse versen’ but not WordPressin’
but if bit will be doin’ plenty of howlin’ and cursin’.
There once was a wacky girl named Suki
Who would never stop loudly talky and talky
So earshot one and all called her Sukiyaki
My wife for most every aspect of life has a pet peeve-
Some you would not even believe,
Like the length of a sleeve
or when or not to grieve.
Though I love her dearly
I am not sure how to state this fairly yet not fearly,
I just wish she would peeve me alone.
When I pack to travel
I prefer to use a duffle
As they are so easy to stuffull
If staying at a jungled eco-lodge
If you hear monkeys that shower you with howler
Awakened at 4AM by a disturbing noise you can’t dodge,
Remember you are in the midst of nature,
So even if you aren’t an owler,
Become neither a growler or scowler.
Naukt exactly the loveliest bird on the block,
One auknot gawk at an auk.
If every day you eatza a pizza,
Soon your pants ain’t gonna fitza.
Without a good roux
and the holy trinity
It couldn’t be a yumbo gumboux
Just the idea of a can of worms
Can literally make me squirms