I don’t mean to be gruff
but with birding gear that was more than up to snuff
Hiking for hours through that sultry humid jungle all I did was huff and puff,
Yet finally I had to exclaim “enough is enough”
For nary a glimpse did I get of a nunbird,
Thus on my list all I could add was none bird.
Hillary wasn’t being horrible
When she said some Trump supporters were the deplorables,
Since instead if she were totally honest yet a mite rash
She could have simply called them the white trash.
There again goes that dishonest press,
Making my heartfelt terrific true words into a mess.
I never said I had no regrets,
but rather I have no rugrats.
“The dumb pundits confused I sure have them
Since neither I nor they know which lie is or isn’t sarcasm
and even though my campaign has plunged into a deep dark chasm,
What the heck I don’t care as all that attention keeps on giving me the best orgasm!”
The Trumpsters were up in arms when their voice said he would eliminate NAFTA
Until it was slowly and repeatedly explained to them that he didn’t say NASCAR.
A demagogues dialogue:
I am your voice I am your voice I am your voice I am you voice I am your voice…
Only I can Only I can Only I can Only I can Only I can Only I can Only I can Only I can…
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me …
Regarding her email fibbing travails the media is cutting Hillary no slack,
So her saying she short circuited it resulted in DJT calling her whacked
Which is like the pot calling the kettle cracked.
There’s a 1:1 correlation between Trumpsters and genetic inbreeding.
Well that’s from the unverifiable yet terrific source I’ve been reading.
Sure at times we can act strange
but it must be me who is deranged
For I thought I saw a poster that said Trump for President.
Nah with his insincere goofy toothy grin it must have read Trump for Pepsodent.
I thought I just read that Trump called his campaign flawless
but I must be the delusional one as even he can’t be that clueless,
so for sure he must have said lawless.