#Hashtags Aren’t Necessary

I just read an exemplary blog about #hashtags

Where the blogger those tags did bash, slash, mash and trash.

He’s certainly right because who doesn’t know the difference between corned beef and succotash,

So even without a tag you’re never in danger of  getting a rash.

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes Simple Solutions May Be Best

Sure the country could be better,

So many people are bitter.

Maybe there are no jobs for a pipe-fitter.

Some can’t afford a baby sitter.

Without employment there’s nothing to do except stay home and practice one’s skills as a spitter.

Yet if you ask me how to make this country better,

Just ban that Trump guy from using Twitter.