After you eat felafel, do you feel good or do you felafel?
“It hurts to be in love,
Day and night, night and day.”
So why do so many lovers put themselves in harms way
and not see the light?
If a bullet it is in,
It is wise not to put your tongue on tungsten-
Not even by a long shot.
I wonder if Transylvania University located in Lexington, Kentucky
Offers advanced degrees in neck blood sucking.
Its fantastic to have a follower
Who follows my every word.
Yet if the flow of my verse becomes a trickle,
Her stated dismay reduces me to broken butter brickle.
So I never again want to be in that pickle
As I don’t want to be in the position to find out if she is suicidal,
or perhaps even homicidal.
“We are marching to Pretoria, Pretoria, Pretoria,
We are marching to Pretoria,”
What the heck foria?
(kid friendly version)
Not only to eat your way through
This Canadian city’s Little Italy, Greek Town and Chinatown,
But to visit the CN Tower, Harbour Front Center, The Hockey Hall of Fame,
The Royal Ontario Museum along with its world class zoo,
You really should touronto.
In this coastal Texas city,
It is far more likely to see a female clad in a bikini
Than a gal with a vest on.