Metallurgy

Bronze drives me gonzo

Copper causes my skin to popper

Zinc turns me pink

Steel leaves me in a peel

Tungsten results in my being tongue tied

Nickle makes me sickle

Aluminum induces me to become numb

Silver quickly produces siliver

Thus I have become the golden poster boy for the scientific metalallergic research community.

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