A bombastic candidate
Whose words should only serve to grate, irritate, and greatly infuriate
Instead to his followers their irrational hates he does sate.
So in his self-serving and untruthful dictates they entrust their fate
As incredulously he remains the leader on the grand old party’s slate-
Hence thusly on him and them I must continue to fixate
While incongruously yearning for the “good old days” of Watergate.