I’d Rather Eat Wallaby As My Mother Is A Cook Wannabe!

My mother wanted me to eat the ostrich she had prepared,

Thinking that was quite weird and for her a culinary stretch

As it probably ending up tasting like a rubber band.

So to hide from her I went into our yard and buried my head in the sand.

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