The Hummus Was Light And Airy But…

My wife asked me what is the ideal consistency for hummus

and being a rockhound with some knowledge of geology

I thought I gave her the perfect analogy,

but when I tasted her spread on pita bread

from my mouth to the garbage it quickly sped

as while it surely was as I suggested light and airy,

With a grimace I said “what did you add to make it taste like  pumice?”

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