If my terse verses you do follow
After 10 or 20 daily in your inbox
Most likely before you’ve even sat down to your breakfast of bagels and lox
Surely you know by now many more will follow.
So since they are unlike Lays Potato Chips,
You can’t hate just one.
If you don’t cancel down below
With certainty they will continue to insidiously flow,
Thus in your own self-pity you shall wallow.