Hunked Down

I was in a flabby funk.

I was tired of hearing all that weighty bunk.

Like Tarzan I wanted to be a hunk.

I stopped eating junk.

Gallon after gallon of  protein banana drinks I drunk.

For months I bulked up by repetitively lifting a tree trunk.

Finally I was ready to demonstrate my agility and strength

So high from the tree canopy I swung from a vine of great length.

Kerplunk!

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s