I was in a flabby funk.
I was tired of hearing all that weighty bunk.
Like Tarzan I wanted to be a hunk.
I stopped eating junk.
Gallon after gallon of protein banana drinks I drunk.
For months I bulked up by repetitively lifting a tree trunk.
Finally I was ready to demonstrate my agility and strength
So high from the tree canopy I swung from a vine of great length.