A high-tech maven I’m not,
and a’versin’ I’ve been a’slavin’ coming up with mostly naught.
So to get more followers and likers here’s what I’ve decided to do.
At long last I’m going to utilize the Pony Express, the telegraph, and especially smoke signals.
Looking myself in the face I will make book on it that my numbers will expand.
I’m so optimistic you can even say I’m all a’twitter as I’m not a techie quitter.