I’ve never been to Gambia, either Mongolia, Tanzania,Patagonia, or anyplace that ends in stan.
Nor have I been to Bulgaria, Nigeria, Siberia, Serbia, or Liberia.
The same could be said for Bangladesh and Marrakesh.
Okay, I’ll confess.
Until I looked them up on Wikipedia I had no idea where any of them were.
So you guessed it!
I must be American.
(another confession this verse was originally going to be about fusion cuisine until it went in a far different direction)