When it was time to choose a college I had two wishes,
One was that it be in New York state,
the other since I’m a foodie that it have a stated culinary interest to me.
By far my first choice was Canisius College
Which I thought was spelt Knishes
but when I found out that Catholic institution didn’t even serve my favorite Jewish dish
My decision I had to switch.
So I ended up at Cortland State as I rather fancied that apple,
Even though it’s a McIntosh
and not a delicious.