IVE PHOBIAS

I’ve got a phobia about being eaten alive

I’ve got a phobia about being buried alive

I’ve got a phobia about being stoned alive

I’ve got a phobia about learning to drive

I’ve got a phobia about bees in a hive

I’ve got a phobia about the number five

I’ve got a phobia about eating chive

I’ve got a phobia about taking a springboard dive

I’ve got a phobia about losing my sex drive

I’ve got a phobia about listening to jive

With so many  phobias it’s hard to thrive,

Little pleasure from life do I derive,

So thanks for reading the above as none do I contrive nor connive.

Sincerely,

Clive

 

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