Softener?

When my wife is away I kind-of-sort-of do the laundry,

Even though I’ve been repeatedly asked then told not to.

I must admit hers comes out way whiter or brighter,

Way cleaner, softer, straighter, and drier.

That’s why both she and I couldn’t be happier

She’s not a frequent flier.

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