I wasn’t doing much anyways so it’s a good day to have open heart surgery.
Since my leg is in a full cast I’m glad to stay home and eat a large tin of sturgeon.
My intestine is giving me trouble but that’s okay, if I don’t eat I won’t get indigestion.
I have a concussion but I wasn’t planning on having any deep discussions.
Poison ivy is all over me but I’ve got a life long obsession about scratching myself!
I’m recovering from food poisoning but that Lobster Newburg was well worth the pining for.
I ‘m suffering from dementia however my life was hardly an exciting adventure.