Being Your Own Spin Doctor

I  wasn’t doing much anyways so it’s a good day to have open heart surgery.

Since my leg is in a full cast I’m glad to stay home and eat a large tin of sturgeon.

My intestine is giving me trouble but that’s okay, if I don’t eat I won’t get indigestion.

I have a concussion but I wasn’t planning on having any deep discussions.

Poison ivy is all over me but I’ve got a life long obsession about scratching myself!

I’m recovering from food poisoning but that Lobster Newburg was well worth the pining for.

I ‘m suffering from dementia however my life was hardly an exciting adventure.








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