Month: July 2016

Soon To Be Crest Fallen

Sure at times we can act strange

but it must be me who is deranged

For I thought I saw a poster that said Trump for President.

Nah with his insincere goofy toothy grin it must have read Trump for Pepsodent.

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Hush Puppies

I thought in a breeze I could make them with ease.

Just combine cornmeal, flour, baking soda, egg, onion, salt and buttermilk

Then drop that batter into lots of grease

and they should have come out puffy and smooth as silk,

but I guess I should not have been in such a rush

Since those hush puppies turned into mush.

I don’t mean to be that much of a fussy crier

So next time I’ll try to remember to turn on the fryer.

 

 

(In Other Words)

I am your voice

(I’ve got you too scared to consider another choice)

I alone can fix it

(How my lies appeal to you misfits!)

I will build a beautiful wall

(You suckers believe that fairy tale so tall?)

I am the law-and-order candidate

(Just wait and see my unconstitutional mandates!)

Believe me! Believe me!

(Let me deceive you! Let me deceive you!)

I will make America great again

(It’s so easy for me to make America hate again)