Month: August 2016

DJT’s Reg Rug

There again goes that dishonest press,

Making my heartfelt terrific true words into a mess.

I never said I had no regrets,

but rather I have no rugrats.

Believe me!


Trump Speakisms

“The dumb pundits confused I sure have them

Since neither I nor they know which lie is or isn’t sarcasm

and even though my campaign has plunged into a deep dark chasm,

What the heck  I don’t care as all that attention keeps on giving me the best orgasm!”