Month: April 2017

The Sloth

Whether two-toed or three,

Lazy, never in a hurry

All they do is cling to a tree.

Thus, if you gaze upon them for too long your eyes will become all blurry

and then you’ll curse that sloth for being so furry.



Bird Brain

For years I’ve strained and strained to teach my Polly to talk.

Yet all she does is squawk and squawk.

So all my efforts to train her have gone down the drain

Since I didn’t realize she belongs to a different flock,

As no parrot is she but rather a hawk.

Thus I must admit even I now know who is the real bird brain.