Don’t Give Me That Old Time Confection

In the pursuit of my favorite candy bar I was ruthless,

So much so that the rest of my diet was fruit less.

Thus, currently not only am I toothless,

My life is now Baby Ruthless.



Although it’s very nutritious

Thus to your health the antithesis of deleterious,

but to bring romaine into a conversation about foods that are interesting and adventurous

is definitely not germane.