Frog Legs

My standard for amphibians

doesn’t take much amphibflying.

I don’t eat anything that lives in the dregs.

So there goes frog legs.


If You Like This Thank Me But If You Hate It Thank The Three Stooges

My wife was in bed with a headache

So I decided to go all out for her sake.

I used foie gras, caviar, white truffles, smoked salmon, prawns, and camembert,

all things that I thought would bring her some cheer

but when I presented her with this elegant platter of canapes

she frowned and groaned

What are these?

I asked for a can of peas!