Frog Legs

My standard for amphibians

doesn’t take much amphibflying.

I don’t eat anything that lives in the dregs.

So there goes frog legs.

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If You Like This Thank Me But If You Hate It Thank The Three Stooges

My wife was in bed with a headache

So I decided to go all out for her sake.

I used foie gras, caviar, white truffles, smoked salmon, prawns, and camembert,

all things that I thought would bring her some cheer

but when I presented her with this elegant platter of canapes

she frowned and groaned

What are these?

I asked for a can of peas!