With its roots going back century upon century in Greek history,

it must have taken a great classic mind to come up with the idea for phyllo  pastry.

So for those of you who can read ancient Greek,

Would you know which phyllosopher it was named for?


Status Anxiety

They say Trump’s core core’s attraction is he appeals to their status anxiety,

so just because your society is mad at us

doesn’t mean you have to stare at us.


(really I’m cutting almost all the way way way back on this political nonsense but this one I couldn’t resist)





Trump’s first few weeks have been bumbling.

A sane person would surely find that humbling.

Yet while gazing into his wall-to-wall mirror with his grotesque hair he is fumbling,

Why don’t all my subjects genuflect to me he is heard grumbling and grumbling…

So as his uncontrollable ego drives him to keep on stumbling,

The nation is tumbling and tumbling…


Volume Verses Elicit A High Volume Of Curses

My terse verses I deal in volume

At 10-20 a day

Your email boxes they may fully consume.

So now I think it’s quite astute for me to more than assume

That your requests for me to turn down or more often completely turn off the volume

Mean you do not want me to send to you today a 100 plus verses about philosopher David Hume.