With its roots going back century upon century in Greek history,
it must have taken a great classic mind to come up with the idea for phyllo pastry.
So for those of you who can read ancient Greek,
Would you know which phyllosopher it was named for?
They say Trump’s core core’s attraction is he appeals to their status anxiety,
so just because your society is mad at us
doesn’t mean you have to stare at us.
(really I’m cutting almost all the way way way back on this political nonsense but this one I couldn’t resist)
Sure it’s unethical to even make such an insinuation,
So extinguish any thought of an assassination.
Thus, let’s come up with a constitutional way to get rid of the biggest ass-in-the-nation.
Resistance persistents because in this instance my conscience insistence.
Trump’s first few weeks have been bumbling.
A sane person would surely find that humbling.
Yet while gazing into his wall-to-wall mirror with his grotesque hair he is fumbling,
Why don’t all my subjects genuflect to me he is heard grumbling and grumbling…
So as his uncontrollable ego drives him to keep on stumbling,
The nation is tumbling and tumbling…
We are all born innocent.
Then soon many become insolent.
Me I remained innocent
and forever insolvent.
The world is like a bazaar,
My terse verses I deal in volume
At 10-20 a day
Your email boxes they may fully consume.
So now I think it’s quite astute for me to more than assume
That your requests for me to turn down or more often completely turn off the volume
Mean you do not want me to send to you today a 100 plus verses about philosopher David Hume.
Having been reared on the pillars of philosophy
My illusion is that my confusion
Is due to all of life being a delusion
but in reality it’s cause and effect due to that darn contusion.
Kicking and screaming at times I can be sincere,
but being sarcastic is near and dear
if not automatic
as it’s quite natural for me to be oh so au contraire.