Believe me, there’s so many top-top-top secrets I does knows,
Especially those about friends and foes,
Including my favorite philosophers-Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Yet, I suppose by now you realize your emperor has no clothes,
and even though you knows where I want your nose,
Perhaps for national security sake it’s best if anything confidential to me you don’t disclose.
So this sad-sad-sad saga goes and goes….