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Hush, Hush Not So Sweet Charlatan

Believe me, there’s so many top-top-top secrets I does knows,

Especially those about friends and foes,

Including my favorite philosophers-Larry, Curly, and Moe.

Yet, I suppose by now you realize your emperor has no clothes,

and even though you knows where I want your nose,

Perhaps for national security sake it’s best if anything confidential to me you don’t disclose.

So this sad-sad-sad saga goes and goes….




The Trogon

Why do I look so woebegone?

Gall darn it!

In Costa Rica I didn’t even get to see one gosh darn trogon.

Thus, without even a glimpse of that cousin of the quetzal,

My birding life seems about as worthless as a Hudson or an Edsel.