I bit into a meal kit.
Into the garbage can was its obit.
I bit into a meal kit.
Into the garbage can was its obit.
I relish relish so much
when I run out
my life becomes hellish
as my hot dogs are unembellished.
When our mother served us sweet and sour gizzards
we immediately would retreat like leaping lizards.
I got some hot sauce in my eye
but I was just happy it wasn’t my fly.
Frank says it’s time to be frank about the frank.
“They are rank!”
Sometimes my ideas are swell,
so since they say whole eggs have too much bad cholesterol
I’ll eat ten a day without the shell.
Sure there is a superlative for Green Goddess.
It’s the oddest!
Even though it’s really the worst,
I was taught to be polite first,
so no matter what I really think
I won’t knock wurst.
Charred looking tarred
when my mother served that now unrecognizable Polish sausage
I’d wonder what was it
as it had turned into killedbasa.
Do you want a large piece of sturgeon?
Nah, I don’t want to burgeon.