I don’t like to gripe
so I’ll never eat tripe
I don’t like to gripe
so I’ll never eat tripe
What happened to my platter of monkey?
Even if it wasn’t so funky,
it would have gone kerplunky.
Would you like some kidney?
Shirley you kid me.
When served
the meal I ordered looked and smelled so bad
you need not ask
why I thought it didn’t deserve
for me to remove my mask.
Cilantro grows and grows and grows…
as to why
Who in their right mind knows.
as to whWho in their right mind knows
How did you like your wiener schnitzel?
Not even a eIner bitzel.
Who took my perch?
Search me.
Sam so loved his ham hocks
even though
or
maybe because
they smelled like Sam’s socks
Would you like some Hot Pockets?
Yuck
I‘d rather stick my fingers in hot sockets!
Would you like some pan seared buffalo?
Nah
I heard the herd is real toughalo.